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Old Aug 24, 2005, 11:44 AM // 11:44   #61
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"Good moaning, i waz jist pissing by and thought i'd poop in"
LOL I p*ssed myself laughing at that. I've been watching repeats on Uk Gold and I just love that guy. I love the way René (if that's how you spell it) replies with "Good moaning *sigh*" Classic...

And yeah, I love everything that appears on Uk Gold. I also love the program QI With Stephen Fry, Alan Davies and guests.

Bill Bailey cracks me up, love him on Never Mind the Buzzc*cks. I laugh ALL the way through that program. Black Books is funny too.

When I first watched Eddie Izzard I found him so hilarious and so to my tastes, that I spoke like him for the rest of the day lol!

Oh, and it will be a sad day when Rowan Atkinson snuffs it...


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Old Aug 24, 2005, 01:02 PM // 13:02   #62
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Bottom and The Young One are my varourites Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmonson are just the Mutts Nuts. and gimme gimme gimme thats just great
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 01:04 PM // 13:04   #63
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At last some non Americans who actually watch something else other than Monty Python. They think its the be all and end all of British Comedy. How little they know.

Ah yes "Allo Allo" was great. I remember sitting wacthing that on Sun eves before I went to shool on Mon.

Lol the fallen Madonna with the big boobies was nearly always mentioned.
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 01:22 PM // 13:22   #64
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edit: oh and because no-one else ha done anything from it yet....

Carl Hooper: Next week on the show: bats - are they really blind or just takin' a piss

Ralph: What are you fishing for?
Ted: Fish

"Aren't holes brilli.."(falls in hole)

Ralph: Do you…er…do you like Kipling, Ted?
Ted: I quite like the fruit slice, sir.

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"This week I 'ave been mostly eatin' raspberry pop-tarts."


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Old Aug 24, 2005, 04:37 PM // 16:37   #65
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This week iave mostly been eatin'.........Prozak!?
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 07:04 PM // 19:04   #66
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Father Ted - another classic
Vicar of Dibley = shat
Black Books - farkin hillarious
One foot in the grave - funny if you know someone like Victor Meldrew.
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Old Aug 24, 2005, 08:02 PM // 20:02   #67
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w00t for Monty Python!

Family Guy is awesome too
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Old Aug 26, 2005, 03:39 AM // 03:39   #68
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Seth McFarlen has git to be some kind of genious
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Old Aug 26, 2005, 06:51 AM // 06:51   #69
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Cat: Fish!
Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat: Fish!
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Cat: Fish!
Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal.
Cat: I will.

Lister: Do you know what I fancy right now?
Rimmer: A big, fat woman with thighs the size of a hippo's.
Lister: No, I want a triple fried egg butty with chili sauce and chutney.

Kryten (reading a newspaper printed backwards): Three brought to life in bank raid. A masked man with a sawn-off shotgun sucked bullets out of two cashiers and a security guard in a South London bank tomorrow. The armed raider then forced terrified staff to accept ten thousand pounds, which he demanded they place in the banks vaults. The man, Michael Ellis, completed a 15-year prison sentence for the crime two years ago.
Rimmer: What does that say?
Kryten: Oh, it's an advert. "Roll-Off Deodorant. Keeps you... Keeps you wet and smelly for up to 24 hours." What are we going to do? This place is totally crazy!
Rimmer: There's nothing we can do till the others find us. We'd better get a job. But what jobs are there in a backwards reality for a dead hologram and an android with a head shaped like a novelty condom?
Kryten: Here's the Jobs page. This looks interesting. "Wanted: Managing director, ICI. Excellent demotion prospects, right candidate could go straight to the bottom."
Rimmer: Something more low-key.
Kryten: "Busy London restaraunt requires dish dirtier."?

Rimmer: Step up to red alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
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Old Aug 26, 2005, 09:45 AM // 09:45   #70
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Lol, the red alert one is one of my favourites.

Rimmer: "Now kindly cluck off, before I extract your gibblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with. "

Rimmer: "Do you think it's because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?"
Kryten: "Ah, no, sir. I've just been jabbing it too hard."


Holly: " Well, the thing about a black hole - it's main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, your basic space colour is black. So how are you supposed to see them? "
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Old Aug 26, 2005, 09:59 AM // 09:59   #71
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the Fast Show anyone?

What about Dumb & Dumber? Has to best all time comedy film...
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Old Aug 26, 2005, 10:08 AM // 10:08   #72
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I watched the fast show the other day. which was nice.

D&D is funny but best comedy film ever?!! No way, not a chance in my view. Not sure what i would nominate riht now, i'll come back to it after some pondering.....
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Old Aug 26, 2005, 11:28 AM // 11:28   #73
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Skimmed the thread and not sure if anyone's mentioned it yet, but

Yes, (prime) Minister.

An absolutely superb insight into the workings of the british government...
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Old Aug 26, 2005, 12:03 PM // 12:03   #74
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I watched the fast show the other day. which was nice.

D&D is funny but best comedy film ever?!! No way, not a chance in my view. Not sure what i would nominate riht now, i'll come back to it after some pondering.....
It's not British, but BASEketball is absolutely freakin hilarious. And Team America.

Basically anything by Matt Stone and Trey Parker is going to be crotch-achingly funny.
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Old Aug 26, 2005, 12:52 PM // 12:52   #75
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cmon, no one can beat mr bean and monty python lol....

i like in the holy grail when...
i would like you to find me another shrubbery andchop down the largest tree in this forest with..... a herring!! (dramatic chord) i shall do no such thing

mr bean is a different story

PS i don't know if we are still on this topic but the most i read is the first 3 posts.
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Old Aug 26, 2005, 12:54 PM // 12:54   #76
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Trey Parker, Matt Stone:

Team America ( AWESOME)
BASKETball (GREAT)
Orgasmo (Hillarious.....mostly trey parker though)
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Old Aug 26, 2005, 01:15 PM // 13:15   #77
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Team America, F**K YEAH!

"This isn't Hollywood Gary, I don't want you to suck my c**k"

Gary: "Dakka dakka, mohammed jihad"
Durkistani: "Ah, dakka dakka, mohammed jihad!" (opens door to super secret hideout)

and of course the fantastic ass, dicks and c**t speech.
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Old Aug 26, 2005, 01:18 PM // 13:18   #78
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i still liked the line from Orgasmo:

what is that?
that is orgasmo, where are you from mars (something like that)?
no Utah
....oh....im sorry....
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Old Aug 26, 2005, 05:40 PM // 17:40   #79
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THE YOUNG ONES!!!!!!


nuff said!
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Old Aug 26, 2005, 08:28 PM // 20:28   #80
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"Remember Gary, there's no I in Team America."

"...yes there is."
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